PIERRE, SD--PUC Commissioner and precocious Pierre Middle School 7th Grader Dusty Anderson is pictured below while waiting and fretting about a meeting with PMS Principal and PUC Commissioner Gary Hanson.

While state law prevents official discussion about any K-12 disciplinary action, NTSDWC has learned that young Dusty started a spitwad fight against fellow 7th grader and PUC Commissioner Bobby Sahr.

NTSDWC's source says "Dusty started the whole thing.  Bob was just sitting their reading a briefing paper on wind power and doing his pre-algebra assignment and Dusty let go with the biggest, wettest, nastiest spitballs I've ever seen.  It was like, so totally gross.  I think he was hocking loogies as well." 

"Talk about acting like a dork or a Democrat," another 7th grade source commented.

What do you have to say for yourself, Dustin?  I hope you've learned your lesson.  Now drop and give me 50, Mister!

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