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Local Media: Oh My God! It's Snowing!

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Oh my God, snow!
As a former TV news executive producer and news anchor in the Sioux Falls market, I can tell you how the story arch of this winter storm has and will play out over the next few days on the local airwaves and press.

ACT I--Midweek last week. "My God, there's a storm coming! We don't know for sure where or how much, but it's coming! Prepare!"

ACT II--Day before yesterday. "My God, it's almost here, It's almost here! Prepare, prepare, prepare! Oh my God, it's going to snow!"

Stories:

  • Snowblower madness (Story must be done at Ideal Yardware).  "My God, it's going to snow.  You need to buy a snow blower!"
  • Governor Says Be Careful.  "My God, it's going to snow.  Don't make me have to pull you out of a snow drift!"

Act III--Yesterday. "My God, it's starting to snow! We know you are too stupid to remember that you shouldn't drive in this stuff, so here are some reminders!"101944-219021-thumbnail.jpg
Oh my God, snow on the radar!

ACT IV--Today.  "My God, It's snowing.  In fact, we'll send our reporters out in the snow and show you that it is not just snowing, but snowing on our staff!"

Today's likely stories:

  • Shoveling safety.  "You could kill yourself shoveling!"
  • Driving safety, part II.  "You could kill yourself driving!"
  • Cleaning off the snow.  "The city and state are cleaning off the streets and roads.  My God, snow plows could kill you!"
  • Cleaning off the snow, part II.  "My God, people are using snow blowers to remove "the white stuff.""

ACT V--Later today and tomorrow.  "My God, it snowed!"

Predicted stories:

  • More cleaning up.  "My God, even old ladies shovel their walks!"
  • Kids play in the snow.  "My God, look at the kids play on their snow day!"
  • Sledding safety.  "My God, sledding will kill you!"
  • If power outages, how to survive a power outage.  "My God, we're out of power.  Here's what to do to survive."  (But of course, the people who need to see it can't because they have no power.)

My God, be safe!  Read this blog!  It's snowing!  It's winter in South Dakota! 

Posted on Monday, November 28, 2005 by Registered CommenterTodd Epp in | Comments12 Comments

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This morning KELO went to "continuous coverage" which consisted of the weather guy inside talking to the weather guy standing in the rain outside reporting that he had seen snowflakes a few minutes ago. But they stopped "continuous coverage" in time for "The Price Is Right" at its regular time. They also ran a list of the closed schools at the bottom of the screen but would stop the list during commercials. When the commercials were over they would start the list over at the A's and maybe get 1/2 way through the alphabet before the next commercial break and starting over at A again.
November 28, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterNicholas Nemec
Too funny! And spot on. After reading this post, I went to the "statewide" newspaper's website to find myself greeted with a big red box announcing "Blizzard slams state, power out in several cities and (OH MY!) schools are closed"

And this just in...Gov Rounds advising no travel on secondary roads

Your post has made watching blizzard reporting much more entertaining!
November 28, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterKagey
Oh...and don't bring the grill in the house...OH MY...Grills can kill! Again...for people without power who can't see the story about gassing themselves with the grill in the first place...
November 28, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterKagey
This is exactly what I've been bitching about for years! My favorite soundbite came from Cable-guy - "we'll be right back with more weather...and a look at the news."
November 28, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterScott
Hey Nick!
Be glad you got to see Bob Barker! I was feeding cows this morning.
November 28, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterJerry Hinkle
Don't forget the routine about the winter survival kit to put in your car if you do have to venture out. You know: a candle, a blanket or comforter, warm shoes or boots, etc. What did people ever do for survival without the media to so brilliantly watch over us? Oi vey.
November 28, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterDavid N
David, you're completely right. What did people do before the invention of the Doppler? When did the definition of "storm" change to any type of precipitation? If you really think about it, with the proliferation of cell phones, front wheel and four wheel drives, and other means of communication and safety shouldn't we be able to handle "storms" much easier than we did pre-Doppler?
November 28, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterScott
Where's Dave Dedrick's "colder than a brass monkey" when we need it?
November 28, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterTodd D. Epp
To be honest Jerry I only caught the last 10 min. of old Bob. The part right before the producers reinjected him with Botox and formaldehyde.
November 29, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterNicholas Nemec
No storm story is complete until KELO gives it it's own special name, e.g.: Tornado Tuesday. So it was quite the thrill to hear Angela, Jay and the rest of the gang refer to our storm as "The Blizzard of 2005!" Dramatic movie music inserted here and exclamation point is a must.
November 29, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterMK
When do the commercials begin touting their coverage? Usually they start running them before the storm in question has even passed by.
November 29, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterScott
KELO needs to take a cue from WCCO in Minneapolis, which I think uses their Doppler system the way it was meant--as a valuable tool. I think WCCO even has promo's airing that their Doppler is used to inform the public, not to alarm. WCCO alost exclusively uses their staff to phone in reports from around the metro, which cuts down on the clem factor.

WCCO will cut in if truly needed, and they only go to continuous coverage when severe weather is imminent in the metro area--despite the fact that their signal covers a good chunk of Minnesota.

For having a high-end system, KELO sures shows how small town they are by showing off every bell & whistle for a standard storm. Does anyone care what the wind speed is in Cavour, SD?
November 29, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterUvalde Slim

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