If you need more than the :15 S.D. Watch to be informed, then geez, get a life.--Yet another new marketing motto for the :15 S.D. Watch.

• Garth pops the question to Trisha--Could I possibly care less about anything?  No.
•  House Panel OKs Fannie, Freddie Bill--Sounds kinky to me!
•   Ga. sex offenders got Viagra--Boing!  Ooops!
• Couple caters to customers--More kinkiness in Topeka?  Paging Rev. Phelps!
• Japan pushes for doubling of whale kill--McWhaler featured sandwich at Tokyo McDonalds. 
• NBA EYES SALE OF ADVERTISING SPACE ON UNIFORMS--First client: DNA testing for paternity.
• Thune now says he'll oppose Bolton for U.N.--That's MICHAEL Bolton he opposes. 
• W. ON JETS' TEAM--I thought he was on Cheney's team!
•  How To Weather Google Algorithm Changes--Have a good digital umbrella?
• Ellsworth Task Force leader: We must send a message--"Please don't screw us!"
• Daschle-Thune race still being fought--"We'll be baaaaccccckkkk!"
• Trail may be no longer forgotten--What trail?  Oh THAT trail.  Which one again?
• DeLay slams 'L&O' episode--Um, Tom, over here is reality, over there is a fictional TV show.  Any questions?
• Boeing buyer won't pull out--Good, I hate Boeing interruptus.
• Bush urges Palestinians to return to road map--Maybe, just maybe, they prefer Mapquest.
• Corey Clark miffed by spoof of allegations on Idol--Fourteen minutes, 57 seconds, 14 minutes, 58 seconds. . .
• Former counterterrorism czar cites creeping complacency--Buehler, Buehler, Bush, Bush, anyone, anyone, Bush, Bush, Cheney, Cheney, anyone, Cheney. . .