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Garth pops the question to Trisha--Could I possibly care less about anything? No.
House Panel OKs Fannie, Freddie Bill--Sounds kinky to me!
Ga. sex offenders got Viagra--Boing! Ooops!
Couple caters to customers--More kinkiness in Topeka? Paging Rev. Phelps!
Japan pushes for doubling of whale kill--McWhaler featured sandwich at Tokyo McDonalds.
NBA EYES SALE OF ADVERTISING SPACE ON UNIFORMS--First client: DNA testing for paternity.
Thune now says he'll oppose Bolton for U.N.--That's MICHAEL Bolton he opposes.
W. ON JETS' TEAM--I thought he was on Cheney's team!
How To Weather Google Algorithm Changes--Have a good digital umbrella?
Ellsworth Task Force leader: We must send a message--"Please don't screw us!"
Daschle-Thune race still being fought--"We'll be baaaaccccckkkk!"
Trail may be no longer forgotten--What trail? Oh THAT trail. Which one again?
DeLay slams 'L&O' episode--Um, Tom, over here is reality, over there is a fictional TV show. Any questions?
Boeing buyer won't pull out--Good, I hate Boeing interruptus.
Bush urges Palestinians to return to road map--Maybe, just maybe, they prefer Mapquest.
Corey Clark miffed by spoof of allegations on Idol--Fourteen minutes, 57 seconds, 14 minutes, 58 seconds. . .
Former counterterrorism czar cites creeping complacency--Buehler, Buehler, Bush, Bush, anyone, anyone, Bush, Bush, Cheney, Cheney, anyone, Cheney. . .