Sometime last night, Prairiewave, my cable, TV, and internet provider, lost service to customers like me in Harrisburg. These things happen, particularly when it keeps raining and raining and raining. This is how I imagine some Rightwing Anti-Daschle bloggers would frame the story.
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A Godless, pro-Saddam, traitorous service outage hit Prairiewave customers in Harrisburg last night.
It was an obvious attempt by liberals to silence a certain blogger who hails from Harrisburg and has criticized former Senator Tom Daschle.
While all Prairiewave users in Harrisburg were impacted, it was obviously a leftist ruse by Democratic operative Todd Epp (who, by the way, just HAPPENS to LIVE in Harrisburg and is known to associate with Democrats and worse, is a girls soccer coach) to silence the truth that depends upon the use of Prairiewave's services by that certain blogger who hails from Harrisburg.
There will be other mentally deficient liberals who will defend the outage as "just one of those things." However, they refuse to see the larger picture that Daschle has such power and control. Even while out of office, Daschle can send Steve Hildebrand into a storm in the middle of the night as a cover to stop all fibre-delivered services to the Lincoln County community.
Further, Daschle depends upon such outages to intimidate his critics. Sen. John Thune would never disrupt service to Harrisburg. Furthermore, he would only seek advice from Godly service technicians to solve the "problem." More importantly, Sen. Thune has the chairman of Prairiewave's ear and could prevent such outages if he wanted.
Epp, Daschle, Hildebrand, and especially you, Roger Andal, we know what you are capable of. Don't be hypocrits and blame the rain, wet circuits, or just plain dumb luck. Epp, why don't YOU investigate and denouce this type of activity!