"Just :15 of your time. Please!"--Yet another marketing slogan for The :15 S.D. Watch.

What's up on this wet Sunday:

•  06/05/2005: Monsoon Rain Greets Rumsfeld in Thailand--Rummy: "We go to Thailand with not the umbrella we want but with the umbrella we have."
•  Iraq Prosecutors Narrow Case vs. Saddam--I can write that charge in two words: "Murderous bastard."
•  6th Sopranos Season Airing in March 2006--Maybe we'll figure out just what the heck that bear means.
• Moscow to Follow the Examples Set by Britons and Americans: 24-hour English-language Russian News Satellite TV Will Start Worldwide Broadcasts in Late Summer--Great.  Moscow freeway car chases and murders 24/7.
• Chastened O’Brien returns to S.D. --Says he still wants to "serve."  Hmmm.
• Shaq paying for Mikan funeral--Classy move, Shaq!
• Minnesota farmers prepare for onset of soybean rust--I knew it was wet, but wow, it's so wet its making even the soybeans rust!  That's wet!
•  God wants you to be his friend--But will S/He buys beers at the Canaries game?
• All a load of poo--Whatever Sen. John Thune says about his clout in D.C.
• BRAC: No news is bad news--No, the bad news was about a month ago when EAFB was on the BRAC closure list.
• Deadwood's official newspaper designation an issue--Epp offers a compromise: Pick Not the Deadwood Pioneer.
• City voters say: Build The Library Now--Epp says: Good For You Hot Springs Voters!

Good luck mowing your lawn today!