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OWNER OF "S.D. WATCH" CONTEMPLATES NAME AND FORMAT CHANGE TO "S.D. P*SSING MATCH WATCH"

HARRISBURG, SD--After a weekend of old men hiking up their pants and complaining about the youth of America, a Conrpalacite known for personal invective complaining about well drafted and literate barbs from a liberal blogger, and a contemplation of who does and doesn't belong in LesleeLand, the owner of one of South Dakota's most trusted blogs is contemplating a name and format change.

"It just seems that after the election, we don't have a whole lot worth talking about," said Todd Epp, the owner, author, and driving force behind "S.D. Watch," the Mt. Rushmore State's most trusted blog.  "I mean, really, it was bad enough having to deal with those NSU Hardy Boys and their pal Schaff, but things have devolved into responding to Sibby calling me a Marxist and me making fun of Old Man Newquist's alleged pork pie hat.  Let's face it, the blog has turned into a proverbial "p*ssing match" over the last weekend."

Epp says he is now contemplating a complete name and format change to reflect petty bickering about stupid things with people whose minds will not be changed--including his own.

"I mean, really, responding to Sibby?  That's like utter insanity," Epp said.  "I might as well try and teach my dogs math."  

However, before embarking on a name and format change, Epp says he will appoint a blue ribbon blogging committee to study and analyze the name and format changes.  

"I expect I'll get people like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, South Dakota Blog Watch Man, Mike Rounds, Tom Daschle,  Jon Lauck, Jason Heppler, and Chad Schuldt to serve," Epp said.  "It will be a definite resume builder for all of them."

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