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Yes, I Have Read Some Books and They All Weren't for Coloring

The very literate Corey Vilhauer over at Black Marks on Wood Pulp (or is it White Spots on Black Dogs?) celebrates S.D. Great Writers Week. 

My list is at http://cdub.driscocity.com/index.php/2006/09/18/top-ten-writers-%e2%80%94-the-bloggers-part-one/

Some of your other favorite bloggers are also polled for their favorites.  I'm honored that Corey asked me contribute my favorites.  I'm sure some of you are surprised that my favorite books aren't the "Jane Fonda Progressive Coloring for Liberals" series.  It was close but didn't quite make the list.  Maybe next year.

One of the few advantages of having been an English major is that you have to read a lot of classic books and literature.  Like boot camp, it is good to do--once.   John Steinbeck is my favorite writer, far and away. Also, thank goodness for Cliff Notes.  Thanks to them, I learned that in John Milton's "Paradise Lost," Mr. Satan loses and isn't too happy with God about getting tossed out of heaven.  (Wait, that sounds a like my life the past week.  Never mind.)

Anyway, in my old age, I've become more middle brow in taste and prefer to watch a good TV show or listen to music rather than read.  As a lawyer, I do lots of reading as it is, and most of it isn't all that interesting, unless the S.D. Rules of Civil Procedure, my opponents' appeal briefs, or water law cases from California are your ideas of fun.  

I think that best stuff today that is being written is on TV, namely, HBO and cable, and even some of the network programs.  Tell me that HBO's "Deadwood" isn't high literature in a Shakespearean vein?!   Tell me ABC's "Lost" isn't something that wouldn't make Arthur C. Clarke or  Edgar Allen Poe proud?!  Tell me Bruce Springsteen isn't a poet of the highest order?!  Tell me that Sibby isn't the greatest blogger on the face of the earth?!  Ok, I went a little far on that one.  Greg Belfrage is.  Greg, I kid because I love.  And we share that obsession about SCTV.

But I digress.

And if you can' read well you can't write well.  One wonders what Sibby read as a kid.  The US Army Field Manual (my favorite chapter is on how to field strip your M-16 while blindfolded.)?  "Mein Kampf"?  The "Nancy Drew" collection? "Th Great Gatsby?"  Ayn Rand?   Corey should ask him for his top ten list.  I bet that is interesting.  And Steve, I kid because I love you too.  Seriously, I like you.  Of course, in a manly sort of way that is appropriate between heterosexual men who do not cohabitate in Cornpalaceville.  We'll always have Cabelas.

Damn, but I digress again.    

So, here's to reading!  Take a starving author--or blogger--to lunch this week!  And read a freakin' book, if you know what's good for you!  (Except of course Ann Coulter.  Just momentarily admire her tremendously leggy legs and cascade of luscious blonde hair on the cover of her latest screed against godless liberals like me and move on to Al Franken's books bashing zealot conservatives like Ann Coulter.   You'll be glad you did.)

Posted on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 by Registered CommenterTodd Epp in | Comments3 Comments

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As an overweight Grandma, I have often wondered when I hear people refer to Ann Coulter as being sexy. I think she is extremely skinny and to me to legs and arms look like giraffe legs. I have 18 year old grandaughter that has legs and arms like that too, but hers aren't as skinny as Ann's look in pictures and on TV.
September 20, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterfoxgrandma
We don't need no stinkin literati.

I wish I could say I had read something profound lately. Maybe if the pile of books falls over I will pull one out at random.

That reminds me, I need to order a carburator repair kit from Amazon. Might find a book or two. No wonder I don't have any money.

Good to see you are back blogging TE. Hope you have time to have a little more fun doing it.
September 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterDoug Wiken
yeah sometimes Greg goes on a bit. But He is a good guy. It is nice to know that 20+ years later that I am not the only one from WHS that has not melted conform & play nice with the guys in the suits.

Blessed Be Todd
September 26, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJon B

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