Mediaweek: When I Google Myself I Think Of You. . .

I guess it is not technically masturbatory, but we are Googling ourselves until we go blind, according to Mediaweek:
Study: Googling Oneself Is More Popular
More Americans are Googling themselves — and many are checking out their friends, co-workers and romantic interests, too. In a report Sunday, the Pew Internet and American Life Project said 47 percent of U.S. adult Internet users have looked for information about themselves through Google or another search engine. That is more than twice the 22 percent of users who did in 2002, but Pew senior research specialist Mary Madden was surprised the growth wasn’t higher. The Associated Press reports via The New York Times. more »
Which leads me to do a re-write on the Divinyls’ classic hit (and one of the funniest parts of an Austin Powers movie), I Touch Myself.
I Google myself
I want you to Google me
When I’m feelin’ down
I want you to be my Tech Support
I online search myself
I want you to IM me
I defrag myself
I want you to remind me
Chorus:
I don’t want any other operating system
When I think about you
I Google myself
I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You’re the one who makes my hard drive hum
You’re the app who makes my computer buzz
When you’re around I’m always laughing
I want to digitally replicate you
I close my webcam
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you wereto place me on ignore
A PC user could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my mousepad
I’d do anything for you
Chorus
I Google myself
I want you to Google me
When my system is down
I want you as my Geek Squad
I Google myself
I want you to text me
I hit ctrl/alt/delete myself
I want youto reformat me
Chorus
I want you
I don’t want to open source with you
And when I Google you
I Google myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
Chorus
Photo: The Divinyls, not touching themselves.Technorati Tags: Google, Googling, Divinyls, I Touch Myself, Mediaweek
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