Here’s my latest entry on KELOLAND.com—

An excerpt:

… Now, to my way of thinking, when you check into the Holiday Inn City Centre in Sioux Falls, no one puts a gun to your head and says you have to rent any naughty flicks.  I’ve stayed in motels and hotels all over America and never once even rented Mary Poppins as an in-room movie, let alone a horny flick.  First, they are too damn expensive.  And second, if I’m on business, my clients aren’t going to pay for me to watch Debbie Does Dallas.  And third, such movies aren’t my cup of tea, even as the Godless, secular socialist, open minded Democrat that I am. 

My Republican friends always like to lecture people about “personal responsibility.”  And renting a grinder flick from Lodgenet is the ultimate in personal responsibility.  I’m in my own room.  I’m not in the public.  I’m paying for the service.  It is legal (though the wackos at Truth About Lodgenet say otherwise).  You know, there’s that little thing called the First Amendment.

If lonely businessmen want to watch a little porn while on the road, that’s their business, not mine… .