Better Living Through Genital Herpes

I’m sitting on my couch watching TV. Every fifteen minutes or so, an ad for the anti-genital herpes medication Valtrex airs.
As I watch the onslaught of Valtrex ads, it strikes me that that happiest, wealthiest, and most active people in America have itchy genitals and take the wonder drug Valtrex to keep them from itching too much.
Seriously.
Have you looked at these people with herpes?
They are handsome/beautiful, successful, well traveled, wealthy, and happy beyond all human belief.Damn, I almost wish I had herpes.
This is at least one STD that looks like great fun.
Not that I’m looking to take a chance on that.
Meanwhile, enjoy this parody TV ad.
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Posted on Sunday, January 20, 2008
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Todd Epp
in Health Care, Humor, Media
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Todd speaking of the above could you get that chicken hawk Thune to get me some money for my heating bill. I think a million to start out would be good.Since this guy is a porker now it shouldnt be to hard.
Live with genital herpes, "oubreak free," that is really funny but a real problem in real life like any other STD.
I would be very disappointed from this natural drug for herpes and decided to try other herpes simplex drug. A stronger one. Genital herpes drugs should be able to take away the horrible blisters and itching and pain to people with herpes, or else they wouldn’t exist.
Good blog... thanks for publish!!! thanks
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