Mrs. Epp's Stern Warning to Virginia Lowell and Steve Jarding
Yesterday evening, my wife Donna and I had just watched a new episode of NBC’s Medium then, as do thousands of viewers, switched over to KELOLAND for the news at 10 p.m.KELOLAND’s story with Steve Kirby not running comes on. Steve comments how he was frankly freaked out by he and his family being stalked by the Johnson Campaign.
Upon hearing this, my very practical wife said, “Todd, if any of your Democratic buddies want to come around and stalk you, I’m going to put a paint brush in their hands. If they want to stalk us, I’m going to put them to work around here.”
So, Steve Jarding, Virginia Lowell, any other of you Johnson operatives, if you have any ideas of parking outside my house in Harrisburg and spying on me, you better bring your paintin’ clothes because Donna’s gonna put you to work. You might as well be doing something useful.
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Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
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Todd Epp
in 2008 Election, 2008 Senate Race, 2008 U.S. Senate Race, Humor
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5 Comments

Reader Comments (5)
personally, i only stalk using the long lenses. nice pajamas, by the way.
is it okay if i use a sprayer instead of a paintbrush?
CO:
A sprayer would be fine. Got any extra drop cloths?
Todd
Do we have to use that ugly yellow paint? Please tell Mrs. SD Watch to pick something less vibrant. It's giving me eye strain.
no, i don't have drop-cloths, Todd. sorry.
but i do have a few hundred unread copies of the Argus Leader. it's a little more tedious this way, but it works.
Todd, you have lost alot of respect from one of your daily readers for continuing this nonsense...get mad about something worth getting made about...be the better man...