RNC: I Had to Turn the TV Off Before I Hurled
The Orwellian RNC Convention just about put me on injured reserve tonight.
Did you know the Republicans are the Peace Party? I guess it's peace if you consider invading a country that had nothing to do with 911 as "peace" then staying there longer than WWII lasted.
Did you know that Republicans love small towns but hate people who are involved and work for change in those same communities?
Did you know that Republicans are pro-family, as long as it is Republicans who have out of wedlock kids? Republican unmarried mothers have "family problems." Democrat unmarried mothers have bad morals.
Did you know that Republicans are for change and are mavericks?? But hasn't a Republican President been the problem for the past eight years? Haven't they been in power?
Did you know that Republicans hate people who write books yet they believe in education?
Who knew!?
Pass the Pepto Bismol. I think I'm going to hurl.
Posted on Friday, September 5, 2008
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Todd Epp
in 2008 Election, 2008 Presidential Election, Republican Monkeyshines
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It must be frustrating to be a Democrat. You believe so strongly in your ideas (strange as they are), and you are stuck with a nominee with no record of accomplishment in office and a self-opinion the size of, well, Alaska. The American people are starting to get the joke about Barack Obama.
Honey,
I am so sorry that you feel yucky. Take your pepto bismoth and go to bed. No more TV until after the election! You probably should stay off of the blogs too because they upset you so much.
You sleep good now.
Todd -
I know I'd be sick to my stomach as well if I knew that my candidate was a watered down imitation of what a commander in chief should be. And not only his opponent, but the opponent's VP choice was eminently more qualified to be president.
Having fun at Republican camp in Minnesota..
-PP
I know this isn't very nice to say****
so I'm gonna say it anyway!*****
McCain's wife Cindy is like Dorian Gray***
Her face is melting, every day.***
******
But don't look too closely at the McNeck********
It's too much like her husband's McFace*******
John's not the only leatherneck*********
They've both look like a train wreck****
This rhyme prolly won't come out in lines so I'm experimenting with ways to fake it (hence all the *****)
Hey, it's in lines! Next time I'll try it without the ***!
Mom, since Bristol is knocked up and she and hockey boy are "promised", or "engaged to be engaged" or whatever they are, does that mean they can save a buck and share a hotel room? The savings would buy a lot of diapers.
You must watch GOP events with only your right eye open and a finger stuffed in your left ear; otherwise digestive upset is a near certainty. The spin can get to you as well.
Apparently GOP fanatics have a brain disorder that allows them to hold dozens of mutually contradictory ideas without noticing and also believe if they do notice that the problem with their brain disorder is caused by "angry liberals" and the establishment liberal media that must be located somewhere in their fantasyland.
Never have I seen such negativism masquerading as change.
But hey, hope everybody enjoyed the McCain's expensive clothes and jewelery. They probably had more bling on their bodies than most people have tied up in their one house.
reminds me of the old buper sticker that read
"Consider whirrled peas."
"buper sticker?" hahahahah.
I don't get it, BFF.
what if the man in the empty suit was the v.p from south dakota.