From the Sioux Falls Craig’s List Personals today:

Hey all you gorgeous ladies,

I’m not going to beat around the bush or try hide anything. I am a 30 yr old married man seeking a little extra excitement. If you are a married or single woman between 25-35 and would like to hook up for some extracurricular fun, please email me. I will be in SF Wed, the 7th and would love to hook up. Please include a little info about yourself. Looking forward to hearing from you!